I pretty much figured my rant about my work toilet liners would be a one-shot post, but as I used the bathroom on the floor above mine, what should I find? That's right, the Lifeguard toilet liners.
Generally conspiracy is my default mode. So is it just a coincidence that the fourth floor is where the sales department and senior management work? Hmm, I don't know.
It's fine, I've grown accustomed to the cheap replacements: Safe Haven.
In other news, I watched a couple clips from Joss Whedon's new Fox tv show, Dollhouse. Color me intrigued. Now, I just need to stop yelling, "Rosemary!" and "Helo!" at the screen. And "boobs!", I mean, "Eliza Dushku!"
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In the men's room we have "Helthgard" [sic] protectors.
It makes me laugh a little, 'cause I kinda think they went with the odd spelling just to avoid lawsuits:
"Your honor, as you can surely see by our product's name, we never once claimed they had anything to do at all with either health or guarding!"
Either that, or they forgot which comes first in "guard"; the "U" or the "A". I'm always doing that.
On account of my not being smart.
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